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. Bodybuilders were fat and eating junk food. They reach her apartment and after a nice dinner begin to kiss and take their clothes off. Baby He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

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I only have a couple but I like to throw them at my buddys when I go home. He sits down and orders a beer from one hell of a beefy muscled bartender. The blonde says Wow what a great chest you have He says 100lbs of dynamite babe.

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Jokes Jokes About Men The Bodybuilder and the Blonde A beautiful blonde goes out with a bodybuilder. A blonde says Wow what a great chest you have He says 100lbs of dynamite babe He takes off his pants and the blonde says What massive calves you have He replies Thats 100lbs of dynamite babe He then removes his underwear and the blonde runs off screaming in fear. They reach her apartment and after a nice dinner begin to kiss and take their clothes off.

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